[[Two characters are talking. One has visible hair, the other does not.]]
Hair: You
assumed?
Hair: You know what happens when you assume--
None: I don't. Yet you're confidently asserting that I do.
Hair: ...Oh. Hm.
None: Check and mate.
{{Title text: You know what happens when you assert--you make an ass out of the emergency response team.}}
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